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Offline Snoopy

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For Sale
« on: March 17, 2011, 03:40:23 PM »
One Teenage Daughter
Some signs of wear
Comes complete with own mess
Can deliver (willingly)
Best offer secures

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Offline Nick

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Re: For Sale
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2011, 03:44:37 PM »
Now what?
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Re: For Sale
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2011, 03:55:11 PM »
Not a chance .....already got one and they don't work  noooo:
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Re: For Sale
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2011, 04:29:25 PM »
Veggie ............???
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Re: For Sale
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2011, 04:40:11 PM »
Only from the neck up  noooo:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: For Sale
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2011, 05:02:58 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 04:29:25 PM
Veggie ............???


Yes!

Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2011, 03:44:37 PM
Now what?


I looked through her bedroom door whilst she was at skool  sick2:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: For Sale
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2011, 05:03:36 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 03:55:11 PM
Not a chance .....already got one and they don't work  noooo:


And they get no better!  evil:
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Offline Pastis

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Re: For Sale
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2011, 05:23:07 PM »
Sorry Snoops  noooo:

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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: For Sale
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2011, 07:53:44 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 17, 2011, 05:03:36 PM
And they get no better!  evil:

Yes they do.

Just give it another 40 years or so.  whistle:
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: For Sale
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2011, 08:49:51 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 17, 2011, 05:03:36 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 03:55:11 PM
Not a chance .....already got one and they don't work  noooo:


And they get no better!  evil:

Not long now till she's gone though, surely!
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Re: For Sale
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2011, 08:24:00 AM »
The elder daughter (41 in August) was on the 'phone moaning about "Your fvcking Grand-daughter" .... as if her child is somehow my fault.

They get no better ... just older and if you are wise you move at least 250 miles away from them.
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: For Sale
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2011, 02:04:57 PM »
So that's why Mother Wench is refusing to move back to the UK! rubschin:
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Re: For Sale
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2011, 03:01:22 PM »
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