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Offline Grumpmeister

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You are taking the fucking piss
« on: May 11, 2011, 09:22:58 PM »
My parents lives were made a living hell by one of these anti social bastards and his mates performing these 'minor offences'. Even when we had the recordings of threats of violence the little shite had left on the answer-phone how did Devon and Cornwall Constabulary react? They sent the most ineffectual officer I have ever come across, who was more interested in talking about his own problems than doing anything to help.

I can guarantee that the moment that little scrote and his ilk hear about this they are going to be howling with laughter at this easy option bullshit before going out to have some 'fun'.

I'm the first person to admit that my own experiences have left me a little biased, but because there isn't the same level of crime as say London or Manchester DOESN'T mean we want to have a lesser service. I know that there are officers and PCSO's who do everything they can to do the jub everyone expects, but t's long past time that the senior management level officers did the same instead of looking at Devon and Cornwall as a cushy job.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1385851/Anti-social-yobs-NOT-fined--shown-rehabilitation-DVDs-say-police.html
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Re: You are taking the fucking piss
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2011, 09:41:37 PM »
Bring back the stocks!  eveilgrin:

Over the road, yes, over the road where the ambulance chopper arrived today there are new public toilets in the park. Last week some little scrotes decided it would be fun to vandalise them  evil:. My considered reaction after some thought was that, should they be apprehended they should be publicly thrashed outside said toilets and in full view of the local residents  evil:

Showing them a DVD? Pull the other one  ::)
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Re: You are taking the fucking piss
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2011, 06:15:49 AM »
Show them a DVD ? Snap it have and insert it where the sun don't shine. I want to see fear and pain. Sod rehabilitation.
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Re: You are taking the fucking piss
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2011, 04:07:48 PM »
Well the ambulance incident has turned into a murder enquiry  noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-13370825

The lad died last night. I hope they get the little fecker who came away from the incident with his hands held high saying "I done 'im. I stabbed 'im."  evil:
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Re: You are taking the fucking piss
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2011, 04:18:07 PM »
Oh Dear  noooo:
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Re: You are taking the fucking piss
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2011, 04:30:10 PM »
Indeed. Apologies to GM for hijacking his thread by the way.

Personally I feel sorry old dears like Nina who lives on the ground floor in that block. She's a right diamond; smokes and swears like a trooper but a heart of gold. If she hadn't been taking a stroll in the park yesterday afternoon she'd have witnessed it outside her kitchen window. She'd probably have piled in with her handbag and God knows what would've happened to her  eeek:
As it was she was urging me to go down and find out what was going on.
"Go on down there and blacken yer nose, young man, and tell us what's 'appenin'"

Young man  eeek:    lol:
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