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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #30 on: May 13, 2011, 04:57:20 PM »
And my middle name  ...or is that innocence  rubschin:
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2011, 04:58:35 PM »
I am sure you have freckles  eyes:
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #32 on: May 13, 2011, 04:59:22 PM »
We have established that but I am sure it is nothing to do with a game.


Unless someone wants to play dot to dot  eyes:
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #33 on: May 13, 2011, 05:00:47 PM »
Have you resisted looking it up?
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #34 on: May 13, 2011, 05:03:01 PM »
Nope  redface:

Freckles is played by first procuring a pair of ladies’ nylons, and then having one of the mates take a giant dump in them. The hose are then forcefully slapped down on the table, and whoever is covered in the fewest speckles of dung (ergo, “freckles”) has to buy the next round. I shit you not. (No pun intended.)
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2011, 05:04:36 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 13, 2011, 05:03:01 PM
Nope  redface:

Freckles is played by first procuring a pair of ladies’ nylons, and then having one of the mates take a giant dump in them. The hose are then forcefully slapped down on the table, and whoever is covered in the fewest speckles of dung (ergo, “freckles”) has to buy the next round. I shit you not. (No pun intended.)

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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2011, 05:09:43 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 13, 2011, 04:59:22 PM
We have established that but I am sure it is nothing to do with a game.


Unless someone wants to play dot to dot  eyes:

I have pens  angel1
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #37 on: May 13, 2011, 05:16:35 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

I did not say " unless you want to play dot to dot " now did I  whistle:
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #38 on: May 13, 2011, 05:28:13 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 13, 2011, 05:03:01 PM
Nope  redface:

Freckles is played by first procuring a pair of ladies’ nylons, and then having one of the mates take a giant dump in them. The hose are then forcefully slapped down on the table, and whoever is covered in the fewest speckles of dung (ergo, “freckles”) has to buy the next round. I shit you not. (No pun intended.)

Or a sock or 2 paper plates.
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #39 on: May 13, 2011, 07:31:29 PM »
Good grief why on earth even when totally pissed. sick2:
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #40 on: May 13, 2011, 07:39:53 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 13, 2011, 05:16:35 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

I did not say " unless you want to play dot to dot " now did I  whistle:
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #41 on: May 13, 2011, 07:56:33 PM »
Only the weak used ladies nylons - we rugby pissed players went without - more of a splatter than a freckle. And the reason why? Blokes do this when pissed - my rugby team was made up of Accountants, Solicitors and Surveyors - but all of us acted stoopid when hammered. Still do !
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