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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Miss C's horticultural surgery
« on: July 10, 2011, 07:05:46 PM »
Dear Miss C ,

I have a Peace Lilly houseplant thing that was given to me by my friend's mum after my mum died. It has survived until now ( I am not good with plants  redface: ) but now seems to be wilting and fading  sad24:

What can I do to save it ?

Your worldly wisdom would be greatly appreciated  cloud9:
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Re: Miss C's horticultural surgery
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2011, 07:08:22 PM »
Put  it near the microwave
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Re: Miss C's horticultural surgery
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2011, 07:11:15 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: Miss C's horticultural surgery
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2011, 07:13:09 PM »
Water it?
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Re: Miss C's horticultural surgery
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2011, 07:14:08 PM »
Are they the sort that like tea?  rubschin:
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Re: Miss C's horticultural surgery
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2011, 07:14:54 PM »
 doh:
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Re: Miss C's horticultural surgery
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2011, 07:20:06 PM »
Serious mode for a moment.

I don't know where you keep it but try keeping it in your bathroom for a while they like steamy environs, try misting it's leaves and/or giving it a foliar feed. Trim back any dead/dying flowers and leaves. Check for bugs and parasites.  Sounds like standard NoW stuff really.
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Re: Miss C's horticultural surgery
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2011, 07:25:32 PM »
Not standard to an eternal plant killer like me  redface:

Thank you Miss C  cloud9:
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Re: Miss C's horticultural surgery
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2011, 07:25:40 PM »
ANd don't let The Brat talk to it
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