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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Directions
« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2011, 05:48:54 PM »
Make him unhinged  lol:
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Re: Directions
« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2011, 05:49:17 PM »
Spookily - whilst outside smoking a Golden Virginia roll-up a couple just asked me for directions to the Fox + Hounds! I said "the hound is in Oswestry". They looked blankly at me. So I sent them to the Rose and Crown instead - same shite beer, but with extra fights thrown in for free.
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Re: Directions
« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2011, 05:51:33 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 03, 2011, 05:48:24 PM
Nah ~ He's OK ..... I used to load and unload aircraft in the RAF so I know what it can do to a chap.

Yes... with that and the smoking...  noooo:
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Re: Directions
« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2011, 06:08:14 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 03, 2011, 04:49:45 PM
Miss D, you will go far :-)

BM - may your testes turn to lava.

That's a waste of a good curse TMR, we all know LL has them in a jar on the bedside table.  lol:
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Re: Directions
« Reply #34 on: July 04, 2011, 06:51:25 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 03, 2011, 04:40:40 PM
Right. This has been going on for years, but now I need to ask the question.

WHY? do so many people stop their cars to ask ME directions?  There could be 10 people walking along a pavement and I guarantee they will ask me. Why?

It happened twice today on the way to the pub within 20 yards. First a big black mamma looking for a children's playcentre, then 2 East Europeans looking for a road (which unfortunately for them was in the exact opposite direction that they were heading).

Why ME? Do I look honest, knowledgeable, approachable, helpful? WHY?

(Awaits sarcastic responses)

Your awaited sarcastic response...

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