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Slate chippings party
« on: July 14, 2011, 04:56:16 PM »
Me and the others in NIck Towers #4 have agreed to buy 1.2 tonnes of slate chippings to spread on an awkward bit of "garden". I shall be doing a celebratory BBQ once we have finished the job. As Slatemeister I am putting the svelte redhead in charge of brow mopping and beer service on condition she wears a nurse uniform. The chaps are in agreement  cloud9:

I wonder if BM has any advice?  rubschin:
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Re: Slate chippings party
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2011, 05:11:48 PM »
Wear a cricket box when you make the suggestion?  rubschin:
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Re: Slate chippings party
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2011, 05:15:09 PM »
Top tip. SHe wears pointy shoes  scared2:
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Re: Slate chippings party
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2011, 05:15:57 PM »
And a pointy hat?

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Re: Slate chippings party
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2011, 04:35:35 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 14, 2011, 04:56:16 PM
Me and the others in NIck Towers #4 have agreed to buy 1.2 tonnes of slate chippings to spread on an awkward bit of "garden". I shall be doing a celebratory BBQ once we have finished the job. As Slatemeister I am putting the svelte redhead in charge of brow mopping and beer service on condition she wears a nurse uniform. The chaps are in agreement  cloud9:

I wonder if BM has any advice?  rubschin:
1.2 tonnes? Pish....  ::)

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Re: Slate chippings party
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2011, 05:56:01 AM »
I hope doubt that it'll be focussed on ther barrow or slate  rubschin:
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Re: Slate chippings party
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2011, 07:22:56 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 15, 2011, 05:56:01 AM
I hope doubt that it'll be focussed on ther barrow or slate  rubschin:

Zakly!  ;D
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Re: Slate chippings party
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2011, 07:49:14 AM »
Ever helpful, I have donated my slate from behind the bar.  whistle:
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Re: Slate chippings party
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2011, 08:22:12 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 15, 2011, 07:49:14 AM
Ever helpful, I have donated my slate from behind the bar.  whistle:

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And I'll donate the rest of them!  eveilgrin:
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