Mischievous It's a three syllable word you ignoramus
It's not mis-CHEE-vee-us
And this from a TV reporter
Cyclists Don't feckin' run the red light and get all angsty pangsty with pedestrians crossing the road! I was tempted to cause a fracas
Tinnitus I have a ringing started in my ears that's like someone playing with a wine glass in the next door room
Apparently 1 in 5 older adults suffer from this. Bast@rd noise.
Oh, and from yesterday:
Alan Johnston I passed him on the street yesterday and was tempted to whack him one with the brolly, just for Snoopy, like, but thought I'd probably get arrested. By God, he's a smug looking, perma-tan charmer