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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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There we go chaps....
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I'm not a gayer!  cussing:
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Yeah , most gayers can dance........ whistle:

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I'm not a gayer!  cussing:

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You forgot to mention vaseline  ::)
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Yeah , most gayers can dance........ whistle:

Precisely! happy088

Exhibit Number 1 - My complete inability to dance video....  cloud9:
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Aaah  but was that your decoy dance ?  rubschin:
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Aaah  but was that your decoy dance ?  rubschin:

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Wot was that for then...? Shrugs:

Strange you didn't call me a gayer before you begged me to drive you home...  evil:

 eeek:  Were either of you capable of driving  rubschin: rubschin:
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They all drive like drunken nutters in Cyprus  ::)
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Wot was that for then...? Shrugs:

Strange you didn't call me a gayer before you begged me to drive you home...  evil:

 eeek:  Were either of you capable of driving  rubschin: rubschin:

Not really, no....  redface:
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I think I should really put this one to bed........

After a couple of drinks and BM dribbling over some Moldovian shmuck. I went home, thanks for the lift BM happy088.

I do not think he turned his Cyprus Retirement Vehicle around and went back to 'knock up' apc.  whistle:

So I guess he headed home like to BM Towers on the long and windy rowd to pisseduppessouri. They prolly had a fanfare to welcome him back like.

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I think I should really put this one to bed........

After a couple of drinks and BM dribbling over some Moldovian shmuck. I went home, thanks for the lift BM happy088.

I do not think he turned his Cyprus Retirement Vehicle around and went back to 'knock up' apc.  whistle:

So I guess he headed home like to BM Towers on the long and windy rowd to pisseduppessouri. They prolly had a fanfare to welcome him back like.

I was bloody sleeping............ cussing:


Think this smug club needs a boss........ rubschin:

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I think I should really put this one to bed........

After a couple of drinks and BM dribbling over some Moldovian shmuck. I went home, thanks for the lift BM happy088.

I do not think he turned his Cyprus Retirement Vehicle around and went back to 'knock up' apc.  whistle:

So I guess he headed home like to BM Towers on the long and windy rowd to pisseduppessouri. They prolly had a fanfare to welcome him back like.

I was bloody sleeping............ cussing:


Think this smug club needs a boss........ rubschin:

Not sure that you two could be management material.....who is the plug & who is the socket in your relationship?