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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2011, 03:36:57 PM »
He has just gone. The great oaf has broken my shower  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2011, 03:39:16 PM »
You could invite BM around for the weekend to fix it  whistle:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #32 on: July 31, 2011, 03:44:44 PM »
Oh dear.  happy100

You didn't break mine when you overnighted, like. 

Note to self: Mr G on an overnighter is prolly not a good plan
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #33 on: July 31, 2011, 03:45:35 PM »
Isn't BM far to busy cleaning or have I missed something whilst I have beenSleeping on me death bed?
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #34 on: July 31, 2011, 03:52:21 PM »
Isn't BM far to busy cleaning or have I missed something whilst I have beenSleeping on me death bed?


I am...  surrender:

Had to throw away the entire contents of the fridge ( sick2:) so have just been to the shops to re-stock...

Just the hoovering and floor mopping left to do now...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2011, 03:54:20 PM »
We ALL know that LL will find some incriminating evidence  point: point: point: point:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2011, 03:54:36 PM »
 happy100

You can always blame us ...it was us that didn't make you do it like  redface:

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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2011, 03:57:05 PM »
We ALL know that LL will find some incriminating evidence  point: point: point: point:

 eeek:

Note to self - erase all history from LL's PC....  whistle:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #38 on: July 31, 2011, 09:14:28 PM »
Growler has been propositioned by on of the local working laydees  ::)

Anyhoo, he is now full of BBQ stuff and is snoring on my sofa  noooo:

It was last night. Most odd experience.
I was just getting summat out me car like, and I saw this bit of 'fluff' standing on the corner of his road like, and she smiled sweetly at me.  eeek:

I had to look the other way cus I thought she must have been smiling at someone behind me, but there was no one else there like. eeek:
I was momentarily transfixed tbqatth, cus wimmins never smile at me, they just totally ignore me or laugh and hold there hands to their mouths usually sad32:

Looked again, and she was staring at me and smiling again. eeek: eeek:

At this point I did actually shit meself and went back inside and only then realised what she was up to, or not in this case. whistle:

All very disconcerting and embarrasing like as I'm extremelly shy private and withdrawn. redface:
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Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
« Reply #39 on: August 01, 2011, 07:03:13 AM »
I wonder how Growler's shack pics turned out  whistle:
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