Things you don't ask for and that certainly don't help

[Miss Demeanour]

I have just got home to open up my mail. Hooge A4 envelope awaits me 

Open it up,  it is a new initiative from my bank 

My annual personalised statement 

Now this is not my bank statements - I do all my banking on line

This is a lovely little brochure that tells me how much money has gone into and out of my account in a year 

My average spends on certain things 

Bar charts  showing my minimum and maximum balances each month 

The largest payments I have made over the last 12 months 

Table of greatest debit card spend 

Summary of regular payments 

12 month summary of how I've taken money out from my account ( ATM , Cheque , debit card etc )

My Credit card in's and outs 

How I have used my credit card over the last 12 months ( 34 % household goods, 33 % travel, 14 % mixed retail, 6% clothing and footwear, 6 % other retailers, 4 % entertainment, 2% food and drink, 1 % services) 

Bloody hell - I need a lie down 

[Nick]

Utter utter bastards. Tell them never again and the sue them for emotional distress.

Was the voddy itemised too 

[Miss Demeanour]

I pay cash for the voddy 

[apc2010]

I have just got home to open up my mail. Hooge A4 envelope awaits me 

Open it up,  it is a new initiative from my bank 

My annual personalised statement 

Now this is not my bank statements - I do all my banking on line

This is a lovely little brochure that tells me how much money has gone into and out of my account in a year 

My average spends on certain things 

Bar charts  showing my minimum and maximum balances each month 

The largest payments I have made over the last 12 months 

Table of greatest debit card spend 

Summary of regular payments 

12 month summary of how I've taken money out from my account ( ATM , Cheque , debit card etc )

My Credit card in's and outs 

How I have used my credit card over the last 12 months ( 34 % household voddy, 33 % travel, 14 % mixed retail, 6% clothing and footwear, 6 % other retailers, 4 % entertainment, 2% food and  1 % services) 

Bloody hell - I need a lie down 

 

[Nick]

WHy does "in's" merit an apostrophe but not "outs"? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I did achooly ponder that but in my head outs is an ok word but in's is not 

[Nick]

You are right . It is not a word, it is an abomination 

[Snoopy]

WHy does "in's" merit an apostrophe but not "outs"? 

Her 'postrophe overdraft limit has been reached.

[Miss Demeanour]

You are right . It is not a word, it is an abomination 

Thought you'd appreciate it 

[Miss Demeanour]

WHy does "in's" merit an apostrophe but not "outs"? 

Her 'postrophe overdraft limit has been reached.

I wonder what category that would come under 

Too much information for me to digest 

[bodiam]

I have just got home to open up my mail. Hooge A4 envelope awaits me 

Open it up,  it is a new initiative from my bank 

My annual personalised statement 

Now this is not my bank statements - I do all my banking on line

This is a lovely little brochure that tells me how much money has gone into and out of my account in a year 

My average spends on certain things 

Bar charts  showing my minimum and maximum balances each month 

The largest payments I have made over the last 12 months 

Table of greatest debit card spend 

Summary of regular payments 

12 month summary of how I've taken money out from my account ( ATM , Cheque , debit card etc )

My Credit card in's and outs 

How I have used my credit card over the last 12 months ( 34 % household goods, 33 % travel, 14 % mixed retail, 6% clothing and footwear, 6 % other retailers, 4 % entertainment, 2% food and drink, 1 % services) 

Bloody hell - I need a lie down 

services ????? may one enquire

[Miss Demeanour]

 

  - I thought that might have been categorised under entertainment