Don't do it
Wot she said ^^^^
I'm NOT DOIN' ANYTHINK!
She wasn't the fittest and most charasmatic creature on the planet when she was sixteen, so wtf she looks and acts like now, heaven only knows.
I'm only 'avin' a birof fun like, but no one seems to want me to do that.
Started all this off by tring to contact my owld junior scoohell class mates, with some success. Just been sharing some sad tales regarding teachers and stuff, that's all.
All the wimminly ones seem to live abroad or the other end of the country now. All the geezer ones still live 'round 'ere.
All just a birof fun as I say, just cus I'm a bored and shy owld bear....but I'm NOT stupid, regardless what that plantpot from Nottingham might tell you.
I'm quite content virtually on me own thank you