Trains.

[Darwins Selection]

Not the trains fault granted, but you get stuck next to some pretty vile creatures on a train, like a gang of drunken yobs that have to swear, guffaw  and bellow constantly.
Can't say anything, or even look at them without the fear of getting your head kicked in, and NO ONE, even on a packed train will/can seemingly do owt about it.

I have never had that problem.

You were in First Class weren't you?

[Miss Demeanour]

Night buses should be sponsored by Andy McNab .....

[bodiam]

Everywhere you go now, it's like being on holiday abroad (without the warmth and sun) TRYING to dechiper what is being said to you.
Is there anyone left in the Midlands that can actually speak fluent English anymore?

There never has been

[bodiam]

I have to go into London tomorrow...by train but better than driving, they are all morons on the roads in London