Ho ho ho, fantastic!

[GROWLER]

I actually quite like the miserable owld bastards alternative style! 

+1 you grizzly old twat!

http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2011/12/02/santa-leaves-four-year-old-in-tears-after-naughty-list-comment/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl6%7Csec1_lnk2%7C87283

[Nick]

It seems that Growler has taken leave of his wits 

[GROWLER]

It seems that Growler has taken leave of his wits 

Correct AND I forgot to put the link in originally too.

[Nick]

 

The Santa at Nick Towers always left a lengthy letter for The Boy with a variety of observations and instructions on various matters relating to past and forthcoming behaviour 

[GROWLER]

The Santa at Nick Towers always left a lengthy letter for The Boy with a variety of observations and instructions on various matters relating to past and forthcoming behaviour 

The beardy weirdy fat kiddy fiddlin' bastard never wrote back to me, arse hole

[Nick]

I enjoyed writing those letters 
 

[Barman]

I actually quite like the miserable owld bastards alternative style! 

+1 you grizzly old twat!

http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2011/12/02/santa-leaves-four-year-old-in-tears-after-naughty-list-comment/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl6%7Csec1_lnk2%7C87283

[bodiam]

I actually quite like the miserable owld bastards alternative style! 

+1 you grizzly old twat!

http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2011/12/02/santa-leaves-four-year-old-in-tears-after-naughty-list-comment/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl6%7Csec1_lnk2%7C87283

Best thing I have read all day, good on the bloke. The kids mother will be off work with stress no doubt, Coca Cola will be forced to pay out for loss of earnings . Holidays are coming, holidays are coming