Sadly, I think this isn't a spoof site

[Barman]

Why thanks you Grumpmeister.  Seasons greetings to you too. Mwah mwah.

I have just sent Donnie this....

Dear Donnie.

I saw this and thought of you.



http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

This is not hate mail.  I find it so sad that you are not allowed to be you.  God does not hate homosexuals.

I strongly believe that god, if there is a god, would hate what you are doing.  I don't know if you realise that in all of your testimonials and writing you give the word homosexual a capital letter regardless of whether you are beginning a sentence or not.  Thus elevating homosexuals to the same dizzying heights as your god. This rather suggests that your programme did not work and that you are still a homosexual.

With regards