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Mrs Nick sends me a festive e mail
« on: December 21, 2011, 09:41:53 AM »
MAGNIFICENLTY UGLY JUMPERS

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Call me crazy, but I adore a good ugly Christmas sweater. Perhaps it’s my penchant for underdogs. The ugliest root vegetables, the Charlie Brown Christmas tree, the frumpy pet–they put me in a swoon

 far deeper than their more-perfect counterparts could ever come close to. But when it comes to sweaters, I don’t know. Although for many, an ugly Christmas sweater might encourage wishes for moths (albeit a new species of polyester-eating moth for this genre of jumpers) I feel nothing but a (slightly irritated) fondness for the earnest spangled tops. With that in mind, I gathered a gaggle of some of the ugliest, festively festooned sweaters I could find. Which one do you love-hate the most?

Pictured above: Kudos to Coke for managing an excess of product placement in a sweater. Demerits for the creepy pyramid of mutant revelers, including Button Face and Sawed-in-Half Girl" eeek:


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Re: Mrs Nick sends me a festive e mail
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 09:46:41 AM »
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Re: Mrs Nick sends me a festive e mail
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2011, 12:41:10 PM »
^^^^Wot he said^^^^
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Re: Mrs Nick sends me a festive e mail
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2011, 02:44:06 PM »
She is missing the ugliness in her life ?  rubschin:
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Re: Mrs Nick sends me a festive e mail
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2011, 02:48:02 PM »
She is missing the ugliness in her life ?  rubschin:

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Re: Mrs Nick sends me a festive e mail
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 06:56:34 PM »
MAGNIFICENLTY UGLY JUMPERS

"On 18 Dece
Call me crazy, but I adore a good ugly Christmas sweater. Perhaps it’s my penchant for underdogs. The ugliest root vegetables, the Charlie Brown Christmas tree, the frumpy pet–they put me in a swoon

 far deeper than their more-perfect counterparts could ever come close to. But when it comes to sweaters, I don’t know. Although for many, an ugly Christmas sweater might encourage wishes for moths (albeit a new species of polyester-eating moth for this genre of jumpers) I feel nothing but a (slightly irritated) fondness for the earnest spangled tops. With that in mind, I gathered a gaggle of some of the ugliest, festively festooned sweaters I could find. Which one do you love-hate the most?

Pictured above: Kudos to Coke for managing an excess of product placement in a sweater. Demerits for the creepy pyramid of mutant revelers, including Button Face and Sawed-in-Half Girl" eeek:
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