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I have a VAT, its taxing but someone has to do it.
Quote from: Snoopy on April 04, 2012, 09:07:58 AMQuote from: Barman on April 04, 2012, 09:02:29 AMQuote from: Snoopy on April 04, 2012, 08:45:14 AMQuote from: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2012, 08:42:18 AMQuote from: Snoopy on April 04, 2012, 07:50:45 AMThus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be. Dunno 'bout you but I am keeping my good ear cocked for any whispering that includes the words "Vet" or "It would be a kindness" You can larf but age will catch up with you soon enough ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Wot I think he said.I notice there was no mention of Loose Livers to cover the likes of APC, Miss T, Baldy and BDick.
Quote from: Barman on April 04, 2012, 09:02:29 AMQuote from: Snoopy on April 04, 2012, 08:45:14 AMQuote from: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2012, 08:42:18 AMQuote from: Snoopy on April 04, 2012, 07:50:45 AMThus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be. Dunno 'bout you but I am keeping my good ear cocked for any whispering that includes the words "Vet" or "It would be a kindness" You can larf but age will catch up with you soon enough
Quote from: Snoopy on April 04, 2012, 08:45:14 AMQuote from: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2012, 08:42:18 AMQuote from: Snoopy on April 04, 2012, 07:50:45 AMThus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be. Dunno 'bout you but I am keeping my good ear cocked for any whispering that includes the words "Vet" or "It would be a kindness"
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2012, 08:42:18 AMQuote from: Snoopy on April 04, 2012, 07:50:45 AMThus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be. Dunno 'bout you but I am keeping my good ear cocked for any whispering that includes the words "Vet" or "It would be a kindness"
Quote from: Snoopy on April 04, 2012, 07:50:45 AMThus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be.
Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered
liver - done. Hangover of mahoosive nastiness. hurts to talk. I may die.
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 21, 2012, 04:24:35 PMliver - done. Hangover of mahoosive nastiness. hurts to talk. I may die. Hair of the dog required!
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2012, 04:26:06 PMQuote from: miss Tchevious on April 21, 2012, 04:24:35 PMliver - done. Hangover of mahoosive nastiness. hurts to talk. I may die. Hair of the dog required! She has done that ............ two breezers and a beer.........
To finish her off?
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 21, 2012, 04:30:33 PMTo finish her off?Cure-all....
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2012, 04:32:05 PMQuote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 21, 2012, 04:30:33 PMTo finish her off?Cure-all.... Delivery like............
