Miss D is in a grump
Pirate has gone nuts
Miss C is in Horsepickle
Tipsy is up the Auvergne 
Misty is up the duff
apc is in a coma
Snoopy is poorly
Baldy has been kidnapped
Growler is in a fret
BM is doing the breast stroke
I am the only normal one here 
I see that you've put Pirate under Miss Deameanour...

good man, she likes to be on top...