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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #90 on: September 11, 2012, 05:40:45 AM »
And I think I have problems  happy100

Good grief hound your mind has definitely gone if you don't think that you have problems. ;)

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Makes my days problems nothing ............

Having dealt with illness for most of my life till a few years ago ............I never stressed or worried ..........now I need another re-think on priorities ............

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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #91 on: September 11, 2012, 06:44:02 AM »
And I think I have problems  happy100

Good grief hound your mind has definitely gone if you don't think that you have problems. ;)

Thank you for the hug and welcome to our small but so far exclusive club. happy100


Makes my days problems nothing ............

Having dealt with illness for most of my life till a few years ago ............I never stressed or worried ..........now I need another re-think on priorities ............

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JOM you're in young fellow my lad.

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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #92 on: September 14, 2012, 01:52:27 PM »
Tsk JOM.

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck and buggery bollix less haste more speed sprang to mind as I knocked the lidless jar of jalapeno peppers off the kitchen work surface and watched what could only have been a couple of fluid oz of fluid spread tsunami like across the kitchen floor. Whilst cleaning up I pondered on the question how far can one slice of pickled pepper go if not stopped by the under sink door. I decided to have a cup of tea rather than trying to work out at what speed said pepper slice was travelling.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd