In a restaurant last night.
Out of the corner of me eye, I could feel I was being stared at.
Looked directly, and saw this owld ugly wumman staring at me.
She continued to stare at me, and then said summat to her old geezer...obviously some disparaging (sp) remark as they were both now sniggering, as he then turned 'round and commenced staring at me too.
The silent glares continued.
Now usually from past experience, my steely glare is sufficient to scare starers off, but not on this occasion.
Enough, so had to resort to eventually standing up, looking around and then holding and shaking me 'ed I exclaimed that "YES, I have indeed only got one 'ed, have had a shower and do actually come from plant earth".
It werked, as in a state of aparent shock for daring to speak up, they finished their meal pronto, stood up and left hurriedly without so much of a glance.
Now please, WTF was ALL that about ey, exactly like please?
