Does anybody take this stuff seriously anymore 
Antioxidants apparently 'can' now cause cancer.
4 fizzy drinks a day 'may' cause mental illness
Cereals have too much sugar.
Bread has too much salt
And booze is the juice of the devil 
Did my PT twat script that?

Celery sticks are the way forward apparently.

Had yoghurt for brekky today btw.
Put red grapes in it to liven it up a bit.
Oh no no no no no no. Too much bastard sugar in them I'm now told.
OH FUCK OFF!

A few lumps of The Asda Smart Price chicken after it.
Felt positively ill with hunger by 11:30.
