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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Christmas parties
« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2012, 04:00:32 PM »
Bugger me! What a party  eeek:

The JLV thrust me in the direction of the local divorcee  eyes: eyes: eyes:  who had placed herself under the mistletoe  eeek: eeek:

After everyone had left or gone to bed the JLV and I were knocking back the collapso when she confessed she had "a lover" in London (yes she is married and a vicar  eeek: eeek: eeek:)

And at 2 in the morning her 22 year old daughter arrived naked in my bed  Shocked: Shocked:. She sleepwalks   noooo: noooo: noooo:


Well, she wouldn't do it while awake would she???  point:

+1 LMCO!  happy001
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Re: Christmas parties
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2012, 04:05:13 PM »
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Re: Christmas parties
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2012, 04:20:40 PM »
Poor girl.....going from a sleep walk to waking up in a night terror  noooo:
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Re: Christmas parties
« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2012, 04:24:17 PM »
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Re: Christmas parties
« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2012, 08:54:36 PM »
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Re: Christmas parties
« Reply #35 on: December 22, 2012, 08:58:45 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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