christmas: the reality

[GROWLER]

unable to drive I am confined to nottingham. this means lunch with pink sis, her autistic heavy metal drummer son*, his hypochondriac fiancee and her dysfunctional parents in a dodgy pub

I sometimes spell Christmas with a small c Miss D, just as I spell god with a small g.  I do this because I am not a believer.









* bald with a mullet 

I wonder if any on here really enjoy Christmas.  So come on VPers confession time.


Bahh humbug.

Quite simply, and in werd/s of one sylabal/syllabel/ you know worr'i mean.....NO!

[Snoopy]

Roses are red
Violets are blue-ish
If it wasn't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish. 

[GROWLER]

Where is the gimp of the forum anyway?
Struggling to put his one armed baked bean stained beige pullover on no doubt?

P'raps he's stuck with his 'ed jammed inside it.
Oh worra gawp.

[Nick]