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Offline Miss Demeanour

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I could crush a grape
« on: December 17, 2012, 03:34:20 PM »
My phone contract has come to an end a month or so ago but I haven't really had a chance to look around at what is available.

Just received a call from Harry at T mobile. 

"Are you aware you are eligible for an upgrade Miss D " he states

"Yes, I am " I reply

"Do you know what phone or package you are looking for " Harry persists

"No, I haven't had a chance to look at this in any detail yet but will do so in the New Year probably " I reply

"Well let me help you with what's available" Harry persists

"It is incovenient now , I am at work " I say

"When would be convenient" Harry persists

"Evenings would be preferable" I say

"Well I'm not at work then , that's no good" Harry persists

" But that's not what you asked " I say

" You are being difficult Miss D" Harry states

" Oh for fuck's sake you arsehiole" I say and put down the phone   evil:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: I could crush a grape
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2012, 03:39:22 PM »
The listeners at 2DAY FM will be splitting their sides at your loss of Pommie sang froid.  whistle:
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Re: I could crush a grape
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2012, 03:41:52 PM »
 lol:

It really won't take much air time ... ... noooo:
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Re: I could crush a grape
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2012, 05:29:23 PM »
Snoopy will be so proud  :thumbsup:
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Re: I could crush a grape
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2012, 05:43:01 PM »
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  I quite enjoy phone calls like that   redface:

I had another one a week or so ago about PPI ...

"HI AM CALLIN' YOU ABOUT THE HACCIDENT YOU 'AVE 'AD ... "
"Really? When was that?"
"YOU KNOW, THE HACCIDENT IN THE CAR YOU 'AD"
"A car you say? I wasn't aware!"
"PER'APS IT WAS YOUR FAMILY WHO 'AD THE HACCIDENT"
"My family? Good heavens!"
"YES, IT COULD BE YOUR FAMILY WHO ARE 'AVIN' THE HACCIDENT?"
"That could be difficult..."
"THEY DIDN'T TELL YOU?"
"Tell me what?"
"ABOUT THE HACCIDENT!"
"Which accident?"
"THE HACCIDENT IN THE CAR"
"But, I don't have a family... "
"WHAT? EVERYBODY IS 'AVIN' FAMILY!"

and on, and on, and on ....   razz:
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Re: I could crush a grape
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2012, 05:46:54 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 17, 2012, 05:43:01 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:  I quite enjoy phone calls like that   redface:

I had another one a week or so ago about PPI ...

"HI AM CALLIN' YOU ABOUT THE HACCIDENT YOU 'AVE 'AD ... "
"Really? When was that?"
"YOU KNOW, THE HACCIDENT IN THE CAR YOU 'AD"
"A car you say? I wasn't aware!"
"PER'APS IT WAS YOUR FAMILY WHO 'AD THE HACCIDENT"
"My family? Good heavens!"
"YES, IT COULD BE YOUR FAMILY WHO ARE 'AVIN' THE HACCIDENT?"
"That could be difficult..."
"THEY DIDN'T TELL YOU?"
"Tell me what?"
"ABOUT THE HACCIDENT!"
"Which accident?"
"THE HACCIDENT IN THE CAR"
"But, I don't have a family... "
"WHAT? EVERYBODY IS 'AVIN' FAMILY!"

and on, and on, and on ....   razz:



Wrong number for Growler.................. rubschin:
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Re: I could crush a grape
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2012, 05:50:37 PM »
 scared: scared:
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Re: I could crush a grape
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2012, 06:08:02 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 17, 2012, 05:46:54 PM

Wrong number for Growler.................. rubschin:

I should have said ... the voice was female ... and African   ;)
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Re: I could crush a grape
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2012, 09:40:02 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 17, 2012, 06:08:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 17, 2012, 05:46:54 PM

Wrong number for Growler.................. rubschin:

I should have said ... the voice was female ... and African   ;)

A dark brown voice?
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Re: I could crush a grape
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2012, 10:21:55 PM »
Lola...lalalala Lola...
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Re: I could crush a grape
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2012, 10:48:14 PM »
 :lalalala
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Re: I could crush a grape
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2012, 09:24:29 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2012, 03:39:22 PM
The listeners at 2DAY FM will be splitting their sides at your loss of Pommie sang froid.  whistle:

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