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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Live death?
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2013, 06:06:00 PM »
But he didn't walk into the bit that you stand on.
 He twatted his head into the scaffold (metal pole).

WTF anyway. Shrugs:
He's got the saddle back now. He sent his missus to collect it as he's feeling a bit groggy still apparently, and I've also been paid. :thumbsup:

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Re: Live death?
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2013, 06:38:13 PM »
Saddle his wife with the debt........... :thumbsup:

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Rang me this morning. Sorted.

Walked into some scaffolding apparently

Plank..

I think you'll find that scaffolding is actually made up from metal, not wood, so your lickle joke is actually a most miserable FAIL imo. ::)

How about the bits you stand on - scaffold planks...  whistle:

Most of them are metal these days........I had 25 of the fekkers stolen!  cussing:

I just thought that it was odd furniture that the Scallywags have in these modern times.  rubschin:

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Re: Live death?
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2013, 07:27:23 PM »
Couldn't agree with me could ya...?  noooo:
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Re: Live death?
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2013, 07:29:02 PM »
Well I thought it was funny............

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Re: Live death?
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2013, 07:30:03 PM »
Well I thought it was funny............

it was!  Thumbs:
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Re: Live death?
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2013, 09:09:22 PM »
Well I thought it was funny............

It sounded like the start of one of yours, "So this bloke waks into a bar..."
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Re: Live death?
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2013, 09:14:50 PM »
Well I thought it was funny............

It sounded like the start of one of yours, "So this bloke waks into a bar..."

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Re: Live death?
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2013, 09:19:29 PM »
Well I thought it was funny............

It sounded like the start of one of yours, "So this bloke waks into a bar..."

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Re: Live death?
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2013, 09:54:19 AM »
Well I thought it was funny............

It sounded like the start of one of yours, "So this bloke waks into a bar..."
lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Live death?
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2013, 11:56:54 AM »
Well I thought it was funny............

it was!  Thumbs:

Believe me. It wasn't. noooo:

It was irrelevant, misguided, pathetic and a load of humourless nonsense. ::)

If I could throw that far, I'd have lobbed eggs and a flour bomb at him. :thumbsup:

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Re: Live death?
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2013, 06:56:19 PM »
Well I thought it was funny............

It sounded like the start of one of yours, "So this bloke waks into a bar..."

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