Word weirdness

[Nick]

1. I write a report. It is 62 pages long
2. I e mail it to a wumman in Bristol
3. She claims it is 51 pages long. She e mails it back to me and we discuss it over the phone WHILST LOOKING AT IT. Her version is 51 pages and mine is 62 pageS
4. WE exchange versions whilst staying on the phone. Hers is always 51 pages long and mine is always 62 
5. The problem is the pagination on the Contents page 
6. She converts it to a .pdf and sends it again.
7. It is now 58 pages long 

We are both going MAD 

[apc2010]

Does she want to buy a flat..........

[GROWLER]

We are both going MAD 

Well YOU most certainly are.

[The Moan Ranger]

1. I write a report. It is 62 pages long
2. I e mail it to a wumman in Bristol
3. She claims it is 51 pages long. She e mails it back to me and we discuss it over the phone WHILST LOOKING AT IT. Her version is 51 pages and mine is 62 pageS
4. WE exchange versions whilst staying on the phone. Hers is always 51 pages long and mine is always 62 
5. The problem is the pagination on the Contents page 
6. She converts it to a .pdf and sends it again.
7. It is now 58 pages long 

We are both going MAD 

Do a "word count".  ("Tools" - "Word Count", depending on version)



Cock.

[Just One More]

I think you both have to be looking at it in the same view... print layout, normal, web layout etc

[Barman]

I think you both have to be looking at it in the same view... print layout, normal, web layout etc

Precisely....

See also: Paper size...

[Darwins Selection]

I think you both have to be looking at it in the same view... print layout, normal, web layout etc

Precisely....

See also: Paper size...

I expect Nick uses foolscap.

 

 

[apc2010]

I think you both have to be looking at it in the same view... print layout, normal, web layout etc

Precisely....

See also: Paper size...

I expect Nick uses foolscap.

 

 

 

[Barman]

I think you both have to be looking at it in the same view... print layout, normal, web layout etc

Precisely....

See also: Paper size...

I expect Nick uses foolscap.

 

 

 

 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]