So, as the shite digi box FINALLY decides to show some sign of life after 1 tedious time draining minute, a message comes up obliterating what I'm trying to watch, warning me that on the afternoon of the 10thApril, their will be some disruption to the service and i may therefore have to completely re-tune it to receive programmes. 
Yea, you digital lovers, 'tis indeed such a wonderful pixiltating advancement in'it ey? 
Baird must be turning in his grave not watching this pure and utter utter utter SHITE! 
Your new stuff,,,,,,,, 
No, nowt to do with Virgin. Got that pleasurable installation experience to come in just 2 weeks time. What could possibly go wrong i wonder?
No, it's whoever supplies this digital shite crap either regionally or nationally. I know not who what or why, and care even less tbqatth.
Things with Virgin have already got off to a poor start btw.
They came out yesterday to do a pre-installation survey, contractors i suspect.
A couple of spotty oinks turned up in a plain white tranny, and decided it would be a bit of wheeze to move backwards and forwards on the grass verge outside G Towers spinning the wheels and churning all the friggin grass up!
P'raps they thought doing that would save time actually using a bastard spade in a fortnight.
They faced the wrath of Mrs G's fury when she spotted what was going on, and apologised, friggin' pair of tit 'eds.
They don't know it yet, but they're going to have to re-seed the verge now when I speak to them.
