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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Talking bastard machines
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2013, 12:28:17 PM »
It's a good job you are not a betting man then  lol:
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Re: Talking bastard machines
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2013, 12:32:57 PM »
But then I am a tolerant , undersatnding wumman  :thumbsup:

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Re: Talking bastard machines
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2013, 01:38:54 PM »
Life is too short to even think about entering a supermarket ~ In fact life is too short for shopping. If they don't do it on line and deliver I don't want to know.
I never leave the house without cash sufficient for my immediate needs and only use cards to buy petrol and such when I am out.
Even there I am lucky as there is a local(ish) garage that still has an old chap who emerges from his lair to fill yer car, wipe the windscreen and offer to check the oil...... They take only cash!

Most do it here ....... :thumbsup:

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Re: Talking bastard machines
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2013, 03:35:17 PM »
Oh yes, I swear by Tesco Online  ::)
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« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2013, 03:35:42 PM »
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Re: Talking bastard machines
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2013, 05:42:47 PM »
Oh yes, I swear at Tesco Online  ::)

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Re: Talking bastard machines
« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2013, 11:35:15 PM »
I'd have killed for an "unexpected bag in the iteming area" machine today

10+ minutes queuing at B&Q at the one working till

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Re: Talking bastard machines
« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2013, 04:20:45 AM »
I'd have killed for an "unexpected bag in the iteming area" machine today

10+ minutes queuing at B&Q at the one working till

Thass why Growler calls it B and bloody long Q...  lol:

Last time I was there they didn't have any bag at the till - I had an armful of bits and pieces I had to carry back to the car.....  evil:
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