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Offline Nick

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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2013, 01:12:11 PM »
Well the bastard is full of broken glass now!  evil:  Could it have been an important part?  rubschin:
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2013, 01:14:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 13, 2013, 01:12:11 PM
Well the bastard is full of broken glass now!  evil:  Could it have been an important part?  rubschin:

No.      it will be fine........ whistle:
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2013, 03:01:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 13, 2013, 01:12:11 PM
Well the bastard is full of broken glass now!  evil:  Could it have been an important part?  rubschin:

Just leave it and make yourself a nice smoothie.
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2013, 03:36:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 13, 2013, 01:08:43 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2013, 01:01:52 PM
They got a professional cleaner in  eeek:

How normal is that when you are leaving  noooo:

What on earth were they doing in there ?  rubschin:

They were very nice gerls  angel1

Errrr, yea, clearly, right. rubschin:
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2013, 03:42:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 13, 2013, 12:27:30 PM
I came here to clear the flat out. Tenants have helpfully doen it for me and even had professional cleaners in.

uNFORTUNATELY, they have thoughtfully disposed of ever last item in the kitchen: pans, plates, cups, glasses, cutlery

How am I meant to eat??? Go out to buy the things I was going to throw away?  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Being resourceful, I have just been out for lunch at the local Italian and, when no one was looking, stole a load of glasses, cutlery and plates from the next table  angel1

In pyrotechnics, yes. ::)
Pray, do tell EXACTLY how you got that load of glasses plates and cutlery out of the restaurant please, and also bare iin mind we have'eyes' in our midst that may take a slight interest in your online admission of theft. whistle:
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2013, 03:46:36 PM »
I took Mr New Pooter's PINK carry bag  redface:

I felt like Tipsy's eldest  noooo:
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2013, 03:49:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 13, 2013, 03:46:36 PM
I took Mr New Pooter's PINK carry bag  redface:

I felt like Tipsy's eldest  noooo:

Do they have microwave ovens in the playroom in 'the nick' Nick? rubschin:
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2013, 04:00:36 PM »
I have a juicer (now broken  redface:)
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2013, 04:02:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 13, 2013, 04:00:36 PM
I have a juicer (now broken  redface:)

Bit like your botty will be when Masher Mick gets you in the showers. scared2:

Oops. Soz. didn't mean to mention 'showers'. redface:

Did you ever gerrit fixed like, following YOUR breakage? whistle:
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2013, 04:05:28 PM »
I will show you my botty on Wednesday since you are so interested, like  whistle:
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2013, 04:12:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 13, 2013, 04:05:28 PM
I will show you my botty on Wednesday since you are so interested, like  whistle:
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2013, 05:49:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 13, 2013, 04:05:28 PM
I will show you my botty on Wednesday since you are so interested, like  whistle:

Will you be wearing the scarf...?  rubschin:
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