Pikey invasion imminent

[Snoopy]

Yep! But see how happy it's made you.

[GROWLER]

Yep! But see how happy it's made you.

I'm not happy. I'm bloody fedup.
Supposed to be going to the Tatton Hall classic car show today, as I have done for the past 3 years. Was really looking forward to it too, as was G jnr. One of the very best it is, but no, the rain just continues to sheet down.
I'm not spending a load of dosh to get soaked and muddy.

Pissed off. Nowt to do. May as well go for another kip.

[Misunderstood]

Trust DS to suffer an attack of pedantry. 

I said 'A three stage gasometer'.

Don't exaggerate!

[Snoopy]

Yep! But see how happy it's made you.

I'm not happy. I'm bloody fedup.
Supposed to be going to the Tatton Hall classic car show today, as I have done for the past 3 years. Was really looking forward to it too, as was G jnr. One of the very best it is, but no, the rain just continues to sheet down.
I'm not spending a load of dosh to get soaked and muddy.

Pissed off. Nowt to do. May as well go for another kip.

Night Night ~ see you in the Spring I 'spect

[Darwins Selection]

A Pikey Camp ~ just to get back on topic

With the customary non taxed or insured Tranny in the background.

So which of those two 'women' is a bloke then?

[Snoopy]

A Pikey Camp ~ just to get back on topic

With the customary non taxed or insured Tranny in the background.

So which of those two 'women' is a bloke then?

Err ~ I think "Tranny" is Scouse for Ford Transit Van not, as you seem to think, Trans-sexual.

[Darwins Selection]

A Pikey Camp ~ just to get back on topic

With the customary non taxed or insured Tranny in the background.

So which of those two 'women' is a bloke then?

Err ~ I think "Tranny" is Scouse for Ford Transit Van not, as you seem to think, Trans-sexual.

Bless my ever-broadening horizons! 

What will they think of next?

[Snoopy]

Southerner!





'ang on! I'm one myself 

Give me a clue ~ How close to the Berks/Hants border are you? I hailed originally from Odiham




Yes I know you were taking the p*ss but I couldn't resist adding to it.

[Grumpmeister]

I have a simple but cunning plan to get rid of htem. Odds are someone in that horde is going to be a patio builder/driveway layer. Get his number and contact him pretending to be the guy who owns the land and tell him you want to create a permanent stadium site there and can he lay a concrete 'floor' area as soon as possible. Let them get started and then ring the owner telling him that they have started laying foundations down for static caravans. Then just watch the fireworks from a safe distance 

[Snoopy]

I have a simple but cunning plan to get rid of htem. Odds are someone in that horde is going to be a patio builder/driveway layer. Get his number and contact him pretending to be the guy who owns the land and tell him you want to create a permanent stadium site there and can he lay a concrete 'floor' area as soon as possible. Let them get started and then ring the owner telling him that they have started laying foundations down for static caravans. Then just watch the fireworks from a safe distance 

  There must be a flaw in this but .....................

[Grumpmeister]

The only flaw I could see would have been the phone number but that is easily rectified buy picking up a payg sim in a nearby shop while dressing as one of the pikeys and paying in cash. 

[Nick]

I happen to have the Landowner's number