In tribute to a tablet taken before its time..
This tablet is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet it's maker! It's a paperweight! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! Because you knocked it off the bath it's pushing up the daisies! It's electronic processes are now 'istory! it's off the shelf! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-TABLET!!