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Offline Darwins Selection

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Junk e-mail of the year competition
« on: December 03, 2013, 10:19:26 AM »
As 2013 draws to a close, I thought a new award was needed.

I offer this one, which arrived today from http://www.polycoteuk.com/

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Are you painting your floor this Christmas?
   
Specialist Primers...

...providing long term solutions for any floor:

 - Rising damp.
 - Dusty / unstable surfaces.
 - Oil contamination.
 - Fast curing.
 - Chemical resistant.

From Only: £172.95 per 15 kgs
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Re: Junk e-mail of the year competition
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2013, 11:46:48 AM »
As 2013 draws to a close, I thought a new award was needed.

I offer this one, which arrived today from http://www.polycoteuk.com/

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Are you painting your floor this Christmas?
   
Specialist Primers...

...providing long term solutions for any floor:

 - Rising damp.
 - Dusty / unstable surfaces.
 - Oil contamination.
 - Fast curing.
 - Chemical resistant.

From Only: £172.95 per 15 kgs

Don't paint yourself into a corner Mr. D  ;D

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Re: Junk e-mail of the year competition
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2013, 12:04:23 PM »
As 2013 draws to a close, I thought a new award was needed.

I offer this one, which arrived today from http://www.polycoteuk.com/

Quote
Are you painting your floor this Christmas?
   
Specialist Primers...

...providing long term solutions for any floor:

 - Rising damp.
 - Dusty / unstable surfaces.
 - Oil contamination.
 - Fast curing.
 - Chemical resistant.

From Only: £172.95 per 15 kgs

Don't paint yourself into a corner Mr. D  ;D

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Re: Junk e-mail of the year competition
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2013, 12:17:27 PM »
As 2013 draws to a close, I thought a new award was needed.

I offer this one, which arrived today from http://www.polycoteuk.com/

Quote
Are you painting your floor this Christmas?
   
Specialist Primers...

...providing long term solutions for any floor:

 - Rising damp.
 - Dusty / unstable surfaces.
 - Oil contamination.
 - Fast curing.
 - Chemical resistant.

From Only: £172.95 per 15 kgs

Don't paint yourself into a corner Mr. D  ;D
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Re: Junk e-mail of the year competition
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2013, 07:31:46 AM »
As 2013 draws to a close, I thought a new award was needed.

I offer this one, which arrived today from http://www.polycoteuk.com/

Quote
Are you painting your floor this Christmas?
   
Specialist Primers...

...providing long term solutions for any floor:

 - Rising damp.
 - Dusty / unstable surfaces.
 - Oil contamination.
 - Fast curing.
 - Chemical resistant.

From Only: £172.95 per 15 kgs

Don't paint yourself into a corner Mr. D  ;D
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It does sound good value. Do they operate in Alice Springs ?

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Re: Junk e-mail of the year competition
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2013, 01:23:31 PM »
As 2013 draws to a close, I thought a new award was needed.

I offer this one, which arrived today from http://www.polycoteuk.com/

Quote
Are you painting your floor this Christmas?
   
Specialist Primers...

...providing long term solutions for any floor:

 - Rising damp.
 - Dusty / unstable surfaces.
 - Oil contamination.
 - Fast curing.
 - Chemical resistant.

From Only: £172.95 per 15 kgs

Don't paint yourself into a corner Mr. D  ;D
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It does sound good value. Do they operate in Alice Springs ?

I have sent them your e-mail address, so they will no doubt be in touch with you to answer your question.
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Re: Junk e-mail of the year competition
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2013, 04:30:17 PM »
As 2013 draws to a close, I thought a new award was needed.

I offer this one, which arrived today from http://www.polycoteuk.com/

Quote
Are you painting your floor this Christmas?
   
Specialist Primers...

...providing long term solutions for any floor:

 - Rising damp.
 - Dusty / unstable surfaces.
 - Oil contamination.
 - Fast curing.
 - Chemical resistant.

From Only: £172.95 per 15 kgs

Don't paint yourself into a corner Mr. D  ;D
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It does sound good value. Do they operate in Alice Springs ?

I have sent them your e-mail address, so they will no doubt be in touch with you to answer your question.
Excellent: the Cool Hand Sheep Station shearing shed has about 60 kgs of floor space, so for about 700 quid it's a snap.

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Re: Junk e-mail of the year competition
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2013, 05:00:32 PM »
As 2013 draws to a close, I thought a new award was needed.

I offer this one, which arrived today from http://www.polycoteuk.com/

Quote
Are you painting your floor this Christmas?
   
Specialist Primers...

...providing long term solutions for any floor:

 - Rising damp.
 - Dusty / unstable surfaces.
 - Oil contamination.
 - Fast curing.
 - Chemical resistant.

From Only: £172.95 per 15 kgs

Don't paint yourself into a corner Mr. D  ;D
redface:
It does sound good value. Do they operate in Alice Springs ?

I have sent them your e-mail address, so they will no doubt be in touch with you to answer your question.
Excellent: the Cool Hand Sheep Station shagging shed has about 60 kgs of floor space, so for about 700 quid it's a snap.

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Re: Junk e-mail of the year competition
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2013, 05:56:45 PM »
As 2013 draws to a close, I thought a new award was needed.

I offer this one, which arrived today from http://www.polycoteuk.com/

Quote
Are you painting your floor this Christmas?
   
Specialist Primers...

...providing long term solutions for any floor:

 - Rising damp.
 - Dusty / unstable surfaces.
 - Oil contamination.
 - Fast curing.
 - Chemical resistant.

From Only: £172.95 per 15 kgs

Don't paint yourself into a corner Mr. D  ;D
redface:
It does sound good value. Do they operate in Alice Springs ?

I have sent them your e-mail address, so they will no doubt be in touch with you to answer your question.
Excellent: the Cool Hand Sheep Station shagging shed has about 60 kgs of floor space, so for about 700 quid it's a snap.

 whistle:

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Re: Junk e-mail of the year competition
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2013, 09:35:11 PM »
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