The name I dread is Jacqui Lait. I've met her several times and she is an utterly self serving git.
I knew her brother.
Complete box of frogs case. 
I knew her sister, cafeau..... 

Not the Eee Jacqui Lait jokes then
Not in The Commons.... 
Indeed, we should both be ashamed then.

and

Just checked and found the stupid cow gave up her safe seat in 2010 after having had to pay back 7 grand so she's safely out of politics now. Result!
Lait used to swan into where I worked so we could brief her on the employment aspects of whatever key MoD bid we were pursuing at the time. She couldn't give a flying fuck about the constituency. When she got replaced by Michael Foster of Labour we thought life would get worse but he was a great MP who understood local employment issues and how we could help and was never shy of badgering us to help local schools etc. Whenever people say all MPs are shite I always think they've never met Foster. He lost his seat to a new tory woman last time round but I'd left that job by then so no real idea how good she is.