The all new Nick's Japanese diplomacy thread

[Grumpmeister]

All nice and ready like... 

[Nick]

Well, we were all lined up so the CToyotaites could meet (koff) vitally important people like wot I am 

My 30 degree and 40 degree bows seemed acceptable 

What the japs made of it all I have no clue. Gifts were excahnged (though not by me)

UNFORTUNATELy.................

The Principal, in a triumph of mistiming, had chosen this morning to summarily dismiss the head of Yooman Resources. As we were all bowing to each other he was led past, carrying a bin liner, accompanied by 2 security guards.  He saw an opportunity to shout abuse in the general direction of the Principal and, of course the Japs. Time stood still as the guards led him away, the principal went white and the Japs stared.

Lunch was, I am told, a nightmare. 

[Barman]

Well, we were all lined up so the CToyotaites could meet (koff) vitally important people like wot I am 

My 30 degree and 40 degree bows seemed acceptable 

What the japs made of it all I have no clue. Gifts were excahnged (though not by me)

UNFORTUNATELy.................

The Principal, in a triumph of mistiming, had chosen this morning to summarily dismiss the head of Yooman Resources. As we were all bowing to each other he was led past, carrying a bin liner, accompanied by 2 security guards.  He saw an opportunity to shout abuse in the general direction of the Principal and, of course the Japs. Time stood still as the guards led him away, the principal went white and the Japs stared.

Lunch was, I am told, a nightmare. 

 

[Baldy]

Well, we were all lined up so the CToyotaites could meet (koff) vitally important people like wot I am 

My 30 degree and 40 degree bows seemed acceptable 

What the japs made of it all I have no clue. Gifts were excahnged (though not by me)

UNFORTUNATELy.................

The Principal, in a triumph of mistiming, had chosen this morning to summarily dismiss the head of Yooman Resources. As we were all bowing to each other he was led past, carrying a bin liner, accompanied by 2 security guards.  He saw an opportunity to shout abuse in the general direction of the Principal and, of course the Japs. Time stood still as the guards led him away, the principal went white and the Japs stared.

Lunch was, I am told, a nightmare. 

Your input was greatly appreciated then? 

[Nick]

My bowing skills are the talk of Marmiteville

[Steve]

Well, we were all lined up so the CToyotaites could meet (koff) vitally important people like wot I am 

My 30 degree and 40 degree bows seemed acceptable 

What the japs made of it all I have no clue. Gifts were excahnged (though not by me)

UNFORTUNATELy.................

The Principal, in a triumph of mistiming, had chosen this morning to summarily dismiss the head of Yooman Resources. As we were all bowing to each other he was led past, carrying a bin liner, accompanied by 2 security guards.  He saw an opportunity to shout abuse in the general direction of the Principal and, of course the Japs. Time stood still as the guards led him away, the principal went white and the Japs stared.

Lunch was, I am told, a nightmare. 

   

So what had the HR prat done to get the chop?

[Nick]

No one knows. I had coffee with him earlier, but I don't think it was that 

[Steve]

No one knows. I had coffee with him earlier, but I don't think it was that 

 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

No one knows. I had coffee with him earlier, but I don't think it was that 

The words death, kiss and of spring to mind...

[Nick]