Have been working on a confidential report for a client who has got themselves into quite a big pickle. They have been pilloried in Private Eye amongst others.
Report was delivered the other day. Fairly damning
Chief Boss said "We are not calling it a report, we are calling it "THOUGHTS""
Me: Why
Him: If someone clocks we have had this they might do an FoI request and ask for the report and we can say "What report"?