But I have to go, I have expenses to fiddle and taxes to dodge, taxis to dodge too no doubt.
Fear not Miss C, my MP was able to fiddle her expenses and dodge taxes without heading up to "that there London" (fiddled £90,000, recommended to pay back £45,000 which was deemed too strict and eventually paid back £5,800... and still gets re-elected

), and I hope she spends the rest of her days dodging taxis, cars, van and 44 tonners...and a white Audi A3
