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Offline apc2010

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Is this a joke..???
« on: August 09, 2015, 12:57:18 PM »
Had to check it's not April 1st...

UK police now have very accurate speed enforcement equipment and say they will now be prosecuting people even 1mph over the limit.

https://yorkshirehub.co.uk/police-to-cr ... the-limit/ refers

Drivers hoping to be let off for exceeding the speed limit by only a few miles per hour could find themselves in trouble with the police.

For years many motorists have relied on police allowing a ‘small margin for error’ for anyone who might unwittingly exceed the limit by a small amount.

Traditionally, this has been set at 10% plus 2mph of the posted speed limit, so in a 50mph zone, that would be 5mph plus an extra 2mph before the police will issue a speeding fine.
But that is set to change due to advances in technology making speed readings extremely accurate and police chiefs wanting to stem the rising number of deaths and serious injuries on our roads.

Some police forces are now set to do away with any discretion and ‘margin for error’ which could lead to more drivers fined and issued with penalty points.

Police chiefs highlight the accuracy of the equipment used to measure speed, as well as the increased use of average speed cameras that can offer a much more precise measurement with less likelihood of any mistake.

In Scotland, the police force has announced it is abandoning the previous discretionary allowance and will issue any driver exceeding the speed limit by even 1mph with a warning.

If the driver is caught exceeding the limit again by a small margin, they will be fined £100 and have three points put on their driving licence. For anyone exceeding the limit by a larger amount, the fine and points will be automatic.
In England and Wales other forces could follow suit.
A spokesman for the National Police Chiefs’ Council said: “If you are over the limit, you are breaking the law and technology makes it easier to pinpoint exact speeds.
“Enforcing speed limits is at the discretion of individual chief constables.”


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Re: Is this a joke..???
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2015, 12:58:48 PM »
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Re: Is this a joke..???
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2015, 01:18:13 PM »
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Precisely...

Not just that tho - a 'solved' crime too I expect...  noooo:
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Re: Is this a joke..???
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2015, 03:02:04 PM »
Surely that "margin of error" is there because a car's speedo isn't 100% accurate.  noooo:

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Re: Is this a joke..???
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2015, 03:09:40 PM »
And at the same time forces are now only investigating crimes at even numbered addresses and suggesting that victims email photos of the crime scene in to save money.  Banghead
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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2015, 03:11:47 PM »
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Re: Is this a joke..???
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2015, 05:17:58 PM »
Had to check it's not April 1st...

UK police now have very accurate speed enforcement equipment and say they will now be prosecuting people even 1mph over the limit. . . .

Well it is a bit of a joke

Some loser has copied word for word without credit a Daily Mirror article which has ripped off the essence of a Sunday Times article I read about a month ago

http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/ingear/cars/article1578807.ece

 So the facts

- Scotland only
- for 6 months from this autumn as an experiment
- one free warning
- IF IF IF successful it is not impossible some England forces may then follow suit or they may very well not
- It is not impossible we will all win the lottery next week, be eaten by runaway wolves or all get to enjoy the favours of a bevy of super models because . . .
- "May" is not ""will"

Well, whatever, nevermind

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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2015, 05:19:18 PM »
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Re: Is this a joke..???
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2015, 03:39:24 PM »
 scared2: scared2: scared2: I am expecting a ticket any day, from when I was rushing to the hospital on the Friday censored: censored:  they were sitting half way down a very steep hill right on the edge of Greenock  censored: censored:
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2015, 03:50:23 PM »
scared2: scared2: scared2: I am expecting a ticket any day, from when I was rushing to the hospital on the Friday censored: censored:  they were sitting half way down a very steep hill right on the edge of Greenock  censored: censored:
let's hope not.

But the 3 week wait will be horrible.    We need a 'Boogs is Innocent OK' campaign
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Re: Is this a joke..???
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2015, 04:57:18 PM »
I thought this thread was about the Labour leadership.  redface:
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Re: Is this a joke..???
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2015, 07:03:20 PM »
I thought this thread was about the Labour leadership.  redface:

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