VHF radio conversations

[Nick]

Yesterday:

Hazleford Lock, this is cruiser Sammy-joe, over.
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford Lock, over.
Yes, Hazleford, I am one mile downstream of you wishing to pen up, over
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford. The lock is against you, but I will turn it round. Watch out for the green light. Hazleford out

Sammy-joe: Shit! I am not at Hazleford. I am at Nether. Bugger. Um, out.

He calls me.

We go though a similar routine, ending in "Nether out."

Unknown boater: Clown should have gone to Specsavers!

[Barman]

Yesterday:

Hazleford Lock, this is cruiser Sammy-joe, over.
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford Lock, over.
Yes, Hazleford, I am one mile downstream of you wishing to pen up, over
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford. The lock is against you, but I will turn it round. Watch out for the green light. Hazleford out

Sammy-joe: Shit! I am not at Hazleford. I am at Nether. Bugger. Um, out.

He calls me.

We go though a similar routine, ending in "Nether out."

Unknown boater: Clown should have gone to Specsavers!

 

[Steve]

Yesterday:

Hazleford Lock, this is cruiser Sammy-joe, over.
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford Lock, over.
Yes, Hazleford, I am one mile downstream of you wishing to pen up, over
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford. The lock is against you, but I will turn it round. Watch out for the green light. Hazleford out

Sammy-joe: Shit! I am not at Hazleford. I am at Nether. Bugger. Um, out.

He calls me.

We go though a similar routine, ending in "Nether out."

Unknown boater: Clown should have gone to Specsavers!

You should write a book. You could call it Lock Stock and Too Confused Boaters

[Miss Demeanour]

 

or

Argy Bargy at the not ok canal 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

or

Argy Bargy at the not ok canal 

Would that mean that Nick is Quiet Berk? 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]