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Offline Nick

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Unwanted intruders
« on: September 21, 2007, 12:36:53 PM »
I have noticed a strange smell and some odd noises in may car for the last 2 or 3 days.

I have just driven to Birkenhead and back with The Boy and we have discovered what it is.

There's a bloody mouse living it!! eeek:
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Re: Unwanted intruders
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2007, 12:43:39 PM »
Didnt you know Nick, Mr Toad is subletting. Just be careful next time you go up into the loft, the tarantulas are well paying tenants but they have a hell of a temper apparently ...  whistle:
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Re: Unwanted intruders
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2007, 12:44:12 PM »
Which reminds me, the new tenants are turning up soon for the keys.
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Re: Unwanted intruders
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2007, 01:17:29 PM »
I have noticed a strange smell and some odd noises in may car for the last 2 or 3 days.

I have just driven to Birkenhead and back with The Boy and we have discovered what it is.

There's a bloody mouse living it!! eeek:

What ...Just the one?  We once abandoned a car which blew up on route to Mont St Michel. We parked it in one of our back fields. A few years later we decided to get rid of it and a few others we had acquired over time, (we were starting to look like the local scrappie) We used the tractor to tow it to the front of the property, but it was very heavy, when we opened the bonnet and looked inside  eeek:, they had built an apartment block out of about half a ton of mud, hundreds of holes into separate little dens. We must have made hundreds of the little things homeless. We often wish we had taken a photo before we demolished it as we did not know mice were into civil engineering. It took months and many wheelbarrow loads to remove the mud from the driveway.

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Re: Unwanted intruders
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2007, 01:20:16 PM »
I think it's only one unless it has had puppies or whatever they are called. Catching it is going to be tricky rubschin:
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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2007, 01:22:38 PM »
I think it's only one unless it has had puppies or whatever they are called. Catching it is going to be tricky rubschin:

Insert Marmite into car and lock doors.  whistle:

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Re: Unwanted intruders
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2007, 01:23:43 PM »
She doesn't "do" mice.
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Re: Unwanted intruders
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2007, 01:27:40 PM »
She does need a hobby ~ encourage her.

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Re: Unwanted intruders
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2007, 01:29:16 PM »
Well done, have a clap!
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Re: Unwanted intruders
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2007, 02:38:34 PM »
She doesn't "do" mice.
I think he meant she will either drown or gas it.
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