Blimp over Nicks' 'ouse.

[GROWLER]

And when I asked about trade looking up, I scarcely thing that Basil sleeping under your table counts. Unless he paid for it of course. I think the lady in question may be the one who cuts my hair. Ample blonde?

Basil kept Miss Moose happy anyway.
She likes big fluffy friendly creatures. That's why she luvs me.

Basils 'mum' runs her 'salon' in Saughall Massie, and has invited me to put an ad in her window.
Had another family from Llandegla, the father of which has offered me the services of his JCB if you want a hole diggin' under your patio.

[Nick]

Basils 'mum' runs her 'salon' in Saughall Massie, and has invited me to put an ad in her window

Large hairy person offers bumpy thrills in the open air. Reasonable rates. Appointments only.

Call (insert number) and ask for "Growler"

Yeah, I can see that working in a "salon" window.

[GROWLER]

Basils 'mum' runs her 'salon' in Saughall Massie, and has invited me to put an ad in her window

Large hairy person offers bumpy thrills in the open air. Reasonable rates. Appointments only.

Call (insert number) and ask for "Growler"

Yeah, I can see that working in a "salon" window.

It's a mans /boys only type hairdressing type salon thingy apparently, you of little faith.

[Nick]

Which would therefore yield even more alarming results