Mating noises

[Nick]

Something in my garden is definitely making sex noises. Cat, fox or hedgehog. I am a bit scared to look 

[Barman]

Something in my garden is definitely making sex noises. Cat, fox or hedgehog. I am a bit scared to look 

Many years ago I lived in an apartment where the mating noises of the couple in the apartment above could clearly be heard... 

[Nick]

Unlike yours downstairs   

[Just One More]

Something in my garden is definitely making sex noises. Cat, fox or hedgehog. I am a bit scared to look 

Many years ago I lived in an apartment where the mating noises of the couple in the apartment above could clearly be heard if you muted the telly and lay on top of the wardrobe and held a glass to the wall... 

 

[Barman]

Something in my garden is definitely making sex noises. Cat, fox or hedgehog. I am a bit scared to look 

Many years ago I lived in an apartment where the mating noises of the couple in the apartment above could clearly be heard if you muted the telly and lay on top of the wardrobe and held a glass to the wall... 

 

 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

[Steve]

  ^

Many years ago I arrived at a USA hotel after a long flight + connection, got to my room just about to check my emails when there was a knock on the door of the room next door and it was quite clearly a hooker arriving for business with the occupant

No glass on wall needed, Jeez could she make fake orgasm noises.  From knock on door to the sound of her leaving must been all of about 10 minutes at most.  Most amusing

Holiday Inn Ft Walton Beach in case anyone wants to see if she's still doing business.

[Grumpmeister]

Back when I was a student nurse and living in nurses accomodation at Treliske there was one lass who was, shall we say, vocal when her boyfriend stayed with her but this one night she seemed to be trying to break the decibel level. It got to the point that as the rest of us had no chance of sleeping we ended up congregating in the hallway for some reason, soon joined by the people on the floor above and the floor below. When they finally finished 'someone' I didn't do it, nobody sober saw me do it, nobody can prove a thing started a round of applause and everyone joined in. When they opened the door slightly and peeked out I was surprised as I was sure that you couldn't go that red without blacking out...

For some reason she wasn't overly impressed with us all and spent weeks afterwards raging on what she would do in retaliation to the ringleaders, can't think why 

[Barman]

Back when I was a student nurse and living in nurses accomodation at Treliske there was one lass who was, shall we say, vocal when her boyfriend stayed with her but this one night she seemed to be trying to break the decibel level. It got to the point that as the rest of us had no chance of sleeping we ended up congregating in the hallway for some reason, soon joined by the people on the floor above and the floor below. When they finally finished 'someone' I didn't do it, nobody sober saw me do it, nobody can prove a thing started a round of applause and everyone joined in. When they opened the door slightly and peeked out I was surprised as I was sure that you couldn't go that red without blacking out...

For some reason she wasn't overly impressed with us all and spent weeks afterwards raging on what she would do in retaliation to the ringleaders, can't think why