A young man was very unlucky. Very unlucky. But one night his luck changed. He got home and found he had won the lottery. ?15 million. Having no one to celebrate with he went to his favourite Indian restaurant, alone, and ordered his favourite food.
A beautiful young Indian lady, dining alone, caught his eye. He invited her to join him and they shared champagne. She asked him back to her place.
They began to make love.
He said, "I am sorry, but that red dot on your forehead is putting me off".
She said, "Rub it off then".
He did
He said, "Blimey, I've won a Mini Cooper"
