A Vampire Bat returned to his cave with his face covered with fresh blood. All the other bats enviously went "ooooooooh" - where've you been?"
"Come with me and I'll show you" he said, and flew out of the cave, followed by all the other bats. After some time, he landed on a small tree, followed by all the other bats. "Are we there?" the others asked.
"Yes" replied the one with the bloody face. "You see that big tree over there?"
"Yes" the others replied excitedly.
"Well, I fucking didn't!!"
