The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

Not straying too far from the loo 

[Barman]

On the roof... 

Cyprus breaking news: Local water supply damaged by elderly bucket wearing oddball falling off roof..



 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Well that shift was a bit more interesting than normal. We are busier than we have been for a while but then on top of that we had a fight start in one screen after someone asked a tosser to stop making noise and he responded by throwing their drink in his face (you van imagine how it went after that). Then we had some arsehole come in wearing one of these.



Fun fact, if you look at someone wearing one of those in a screen with a night vision camera they glow as if they just finished a shift as a Chernobyl Liquidator which means you can barely see anything else in the screen because the camera can't compensate. So every time they moved we ended up going into the screen to watch then in case they were recording the film 

Then to cap things off a customer had a seizure in one of the screens.

I need a drink. 

[Barman]

Well that shift was a bit more interesting than normal. We are busier than we have been for a while but then on top of that we had a fight start in one screen after someone asked a tosser to stop making noise and he responded by throwing their drink in his face (you van imagine how it went after that). Then we had some arsehole come in wearing one of these.



Fun fact, if you look at someone wearing one of those in a screen with a night vision camera they glow as if they just finished a shift as a Chernobyl Liquidator which means you can barely see anything else in the screen because the camera can't compensate. So every time they moved we ended up going into the screen to watch then in case they were recording the film 

Then to cap things off a customer had a seizure in one of the screens.

I need a drink. 

 

[Steve]

 

[Barman]

Went to the Post Office today and a new Thermostat for the underfloor heating had been delivered! 

Took the old one off (yellowed, faded, no Interwebz) but it had been squeezed into the back box with one retaining screw...

Fitted the new thermostat (WiFi, all singing all dancing  )  but the second retaining clip snapped off when I tried to straighten it... 

Now I'm into a nightmare back box replacement... Given that I have another seven thermostats to replace I wasn't happy... 

But BEHOLD! The Interwebz reveal that a back box repair clip is available - now on order from Amazon!

I love the Interwebz... 

[Steve]

   I think