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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78105 on: Yesterday at 02:38:52 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78106 on: Yesterday at 02:45:31 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78107 on: Yesterday at 11:30:20 PM »
Well that shift was a bit more interesting than normal. We are busier than we have been for a while but then on top of that we had a fight start in one screen after someone asked a tosser to stop making noise and he responded by throwing their drink in his face (you van imagine how it went after that). Then we had some arsehole come in wearing one of these.



Fun fact, if you look at someone wearing one of those in a screen with a night vision camera they glow as if they just finished a shift as a Chernobyl Liquidator which means you can barely see anything else in the screen because the camera can't compensate. So every time they moved we ended up going into the screen to watch then in case they were recording the film  cussing:

Then to cap things off a customer had a seizure in one of the screens.

I need a drink.  eastdrink048
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78108 on: Today at 09:33:53 AM »
Well that shift was a bit more interesting than normal. We are busier than we have been for a while but then on top of that we had a fight start in one screen after someone asked a tosser to stop making noise and he responded by throwing their drink in his face (you van imagine how it went after that). Then we had some arsehole come in wearing one of these.



Fun fact, if you look at someone wearing one of those in a screen with a night vision camera they glow as if they just finished a shift as a Chernobyl Liquidator which means you can barely see anything else in the screen because the camera can't compensate. So every time they moved we ended up going into the screen to watch then in case they were recording the film  cussing:

Then to cap things off a customer had a seizure in one of the screens.

I need a drink.  eastdrink048


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