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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #45 on: September 11, 2007, 01:59:00 PM »
Nigella, praps?

She was on last night. I really didn't need to know how to make incredibly fattening chocolate mousse out of ingredients I have in my cupboard and fridge in under fifteen minutes. That way lies ruin.

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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #46 on: September 11, 2007, 02:02:43 PM »
Nigella, praps?

She was on last night. I really didn't need to know how to make incredibly fattening chocolate mousse out of ingredients I have in my cupboard and fridge in under fifteen minutes. That way lies ruin.
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #47 on: September 11, 2007, 02:04:00 PM »
Nigella, praps?

She was on last night. I really didn't need to know how to make incredibly fattening chocolate mousse out of ingredients I have in my cupboard and fridge in under fifteen minutes. That way lies ruin.
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Honestly fifteen minutes including chilling time. Is that really something that was safe to put on prime time tv?  evil:

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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #48 on: September 11, 2007, 02:07:19 PM »
Nigella, praps?

She was on last night. I really didn't need to know how to make incredibly fattening chocolate mousse out of ingredients I have in my cupboard and fridge in under fifteen minutes. That way lies ruin.
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Honestly fifteen minutes including chilling time. Is that really something that was safe to put on prime time tv?  evil:
Poor you...  happy100
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #49 on: September 11, 2007, 02:42:06 PM »
Nigella, praps?

She was on last night. I really didn't need to know how to make incredibly fattening chocolate mousse out of ingredients I have in my cupboard and fridge in under fifteen minutes. That way lies ruin.
lol:

Honestly fifteen minutes including chilling time. Is that really something that was safe to put on prime time tv?  evil:
Poor you...  happy100

Indeed. I'm not sure my poor very flexible will power is strong enough to hold against something like that.  sad24:

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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #50 on: September 11, 2007, 02:43:33 PM »
Nigella, praps?

She was on last night. I really didn't need to know how to make incredibly fattening chocolate mousse out of ingredients I have in my cupboard and fridge in under fifteen minutes. That way lies ruin.
lol:

Honestly fifteen minutes including chilling time. Is that really something that was safe to put on prime time tv?  evil:
Poor you...  happy100

Indeed. I'm not sure my poor very flexible will power is strong enough to hold against something like that.  sad24:
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #51 on: September 11, 2007, 03:53:22 PM »
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #52 on: September 11, 2007, 03:53:59 PM »
Do we have a drool emoticon?

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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #53 on: September 11, 2007, 03:55:32 PM »
NO. I am sure you have
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #54 on: September 11, 2007, 05:47:57 PM »
18%  cool14:
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #55 on: September 11, 2007, 06:06:20 PM »
Do we have a drool emoticon?

think this might be more appropriate
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #56 on: September 11, 2007, 06:08:44 PM »
Do we have a drool emoticon?

think this might be more appropriate

s'bout right.  redface:

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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #57 on: September 11, 2007, 06:13:23 PM »
18%  rubschin:

What is this shite?

I suspect there's some serious porkying going on around 'ere. evil:
I lied and got 2%...  whistle:

Sure you didnt misread it due to advanced age and it actually said 2% NON chav  whistle:
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #58 on: September 11, 2007, 06:20:08 PM »
18%  rubschin:

What is this shite?

I suspect there's some serious porkying going on around 'ere. evil:
I lied and got 2%...  whistle:

Sure you didnt misread it due to advanced age and it actually said 2% NON chav  whistle:
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #59 on: September 21, 2007, 03:09:27 PM »
16%   eeek: That is not good, I was hoping for 0 to 2%  noooo: