IDIOT!!!

[Nick]

In a misguided attempt to rescue some pissed old biddy who had locked herself in her flat some bloke (her son)) ripped my lounge window off its hinges while shouting. "I am coming, mum".

When I leaned out of the hole where the window used to be and asked what he was doing, he said, "Oh shit, wrong flat".

Yes, it is 

[Barman]

In a misguided attempt to rescue some pissed old biddy who had locked herself in her flat some bloke (her son)) ripped my lounge window off its hinges while shouting. "I am coming, mum".

When I leaned out of the hole where the window used to be and asked what he was doing, he said, "Oh shit, wrong flat".

Yes, it is 

[Steve]

In a misguided attempt to rescue some pissed old biddy who had locked herself in her flat some bloke (her son)) ripped my lounge window off its hinges while shouting. "I am coming, mum".

When I leaned out of the hole where the window used to be and asked what he was doing, he said, "Oh shit, wrong flat".

Yes, it is 

Shit 

And what is the fuckwit doing about fixing it? 

[Nick]

He has agreed to pay for the repairs which are scheduled for the morning. The window is resting precariously in the window frame

[Steve]

He has agreed to pay for the repairs which are scheduled for the morning. The window is resting precariously in the window frame

and 

[Uncle Mort]

 

[Steve]

Meantime presumably the 'pissed old biddy' is still locked in.  Seems only fair like. 

[apc2010]

In a misguided attempt to rescue some pissed old biddy who had locked herself in her flat some bloke (her son)) ripped my lounge window off its hinges while shouting. "I am coming, mum".

When I leaned out of the hole where the window used to be and asked what he was doing, he said, "Oh shit, wrong flat".

Yes, it is