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Re: Happy Birthday BM
« Reply #30 on: June 02, 2023, 01:06:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 02, 2023, 12:52:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 02, 2023, 12:49:21 PM
I was just crossing the road (sober), put my foot in a pot-hole, turned my ankle and fractured my Tibia...  cry:

Still, saw my GP, the radiologist for the X-Ray, the Orthopaedic surgeon to get plastered up, the Pharmacy for my meds and the lovely Nurse Ryta to inject me in two hours!

Inject you where and with what?

In my tummy with summat to stop Thrombosis...
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Re: Happy Birthday BM
« Reply #31 on: June 02, 2023, 01:08:41 PM »
No problem! I once had to do that to myself for 14 days :thumbsup:  Good fun eveilgrin:
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Re: Happy Birthday BM
« Reply #32 on: June 02, 2023, 01:17:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 02, 2023, 01:08:41 PM
No problem! I once had to do that to myself for 14 days :thumbsup:  Good fun eveilgrin:

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Re: Happy Birthday BM
« Reply #33 on: June 02, 2023, 01:18:15 PM »
Or is the nurse doing you daily? eyes:
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Re: Happy Birthday BM
« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2023, 01:23:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 02, 2023, 01:18:15 PM
Or is the nurse doing you daily? eyes:


Mebbe...  eyes:
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Re: Happy Birthday BM
« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2023, 03:47:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 02, 2023, 01:08:41 PM
No problem! I once had to do that to myself for 14 days :thumbsup:  Good fun eveilgrin:
You were lucky, 4 weeks of it here
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Re: Happy Birthday BM
« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2023, 03:48:50 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 02, 2023, 12:49:21 PM
I was just crossing the road (sober), put my foot in a pot-hole, turned my ankle and fractured my Tibia...  cry: . . . .
Ouch!
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Re: Happy Birthday BM
« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2023, 03:50:07 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 02, 2023, 12:49:21 PM
. . .and the lovely Nurse Ryta to inject me in two hours!
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You do know she does double shifts on the meters don't you
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Re: Happy Birthday BM
« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2023, 05:33:19 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 02, 2023, 09:59:15 AM
Birthday celebrations didn't go exactly as planned...  cussing:






Alright folks, check your tickets. Who had 'Got pissed and knackered leg falling over' in the sweepstake?  whistle:
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Re: Happy Birthday BM
« Reply #39 on: June 03, 2023, 06:10:03 AM »
How's the raspberry this morning?
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Re: Happy Birthday BM
« Reply #40 on: June 03, 2023, 06:42:40 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 03, 2023, 06:10:03 AM
How's the raspberry this morning?

Painful!  cry:
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