Miss Whiplash expects...

[Nick]

She's an Aussie, they all are there.

[Bar Wench]

She's an Aussie, they all are there.

Doesn't excuse the shoddy PA abilities.

[Nick]

True, filing and spelling should be high up on the competence list. Turnover is high there

Bugger me. The money has just gone into my account!! How did they do that so quick? M&S Simply Food beckons!

[Bar Wench]

True, filing and spelling should be high up on the competence list. Turnover is high there

Bugger me. The money has just gone into my account!! How did they do that so quick? M&S Simply Food beckons!

Mmmmmm

[Nick]

Miss Whiplash just left a message. SHe wants me to call her.

I won't!

[Barman]

Miss Whiplash just left a message. SHe wants me to call her.

I won't!

You will... 

[Nick]

Oh no I won't. She can use e mail like any normal person. I hate talking to her.

[Bar Wench]

And they say that we are becoming insular as a society and that actual real person to person contact is dying out. 

[Nick]

In her case with good cause. She is 50. I have heard today that she still ives with her mum