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Its the Nick's World Caption Competition
« on: September 19, 2007, 04:46:39 PM »


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Re: Its the Nick's World Caption Competition
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2007, 05:58:42 PM »




I thought they said one could swim in the Thames now that the pollution was gone
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Re: Its the Nick's World Caption Competition
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2007, 11:19:01 PM »






Until he looked up, the Russian Cosmonaut was completely unaware of the sudden change of scenery...

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Re: Its the Nick's World Caption Competition
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2007, 11:17:04 AM »
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Re: Its the Nick's World Caption Competition
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2007, 11:17:35 AM »


Having managed to completely miss the pool when diving of fthe high board Nick bravely ploughs on in the folorn hope people would think it was intentional
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Re: Its the Nick's World Caption Competition
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2007, 11:26:51 AM »
We are talking about Mr Norks here. The pub donkey. The possibilites are boundless. Stop messing about.
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Re: Its the Nick's World Caption Competition
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2007, 11:29:58 AM »
 eeek:

Errrr You may have got your threads in a twist.
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Re: Its the Nick's World Caption Competition
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007, 11:30:32 AM »
No cussing:
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Re: Its the Nick's World Caption Competition
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 11:31:31 AM »
I'LL USE THE BUTTONS!!!!!

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Re: Its the Nick's World Caption Competition
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2007, 11:32:52 AM »
And knobs? noooo:
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Re: Its the Nick's World Caption Competition
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2007, 11:33:29 AM »
I'LL USE THE BUTTONS!!!!!

I could but I thought I'd let him play .... It is his fantasy after all. Reality will bite him on the arse soon enough.
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Re: Its the Nick's World Caption Competition
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 01:16:53 PM »

"OK Mr Mole, now do you believe me?"
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Re: Its the Nick's World Caption Competition
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2007, 01:38:03 PM »
Wanna buy some Donkey shares. Bound to go up!
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