Jose Mourinho has pointed the finger at (OPS) Overpaid Prime Subs, especially
Cashley Cole & Andrei Shevchenko, for his sacking.
It is alleged that Inter-Sub lending dried up for a new Diamond earring for
Cole on Tuesday led to a fall out in Shevchenko's purchase of a gold plated
Bentley. Lampard's GBP1trillion Kensington property portfolio was said last night
to be on the brink of a GBP999bn collapse.
Queues this morning were forming outside the branches of the Chelsea Building
Society; asking people dressed in Chelsea shirts why, the response was "well the
Geordies did it, & we've got more money than them".
This will explain Governor Mervyn King's dramatic U-Turn y'day, with GBP10bn
Inter-Sub borrowing to football clubs.
CHELSEA Building Society shares are expected to be SHARPLY unchanged this
morning.
Of the 23k shareholders at Stamford Bridge on Tuesday night, 22k are expected
to look for a new team to support.
