The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread

[Grumpmeister]

Leave your bag of drugs on the train so go to the police to report it missing. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when the officer asked what was in it. 

Looking at this pair of bellends it's clear we aren't talking about Mensa candidates 



https://metro.co.uk/2024/11/15/dealers-locked-leaving-drug-bag-a-train-reporting-missing-21999081/

[Barman]

Leave your bag of drugs on the train so go to the police to report it missing. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when the officer asked what was in it. 

Looking at this pair of bellends it's clear we aren't talking about Mensa candidates 



https://metro.co.uk/2024/11/15/dealers-locked-leaving-drug-bag-a-train-reporting-missing-21999081/

Looks like they took it rather than left it!